January 2010 Archives

Have you ever come home from a long hard day of claiming benefits at the unemployment office, settled in at your permanent address at the Empress Motel, turned on the TV to watch your favorite television program and then some jerk comes in the room and changes the channel?

That type of nonsense makes you right 'bout want to stab a person and scald 'em with hot cocoa, don't it?

I think for most people the answer would be, 'uh no'. But not our Crazy-Face of the Day, Cynthia Bettis-Ware, 52, of Florida, who went ape-shit on her boyfriend after he changed the channel from American Idol to some other program to end an argument.

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Holy tornado! This just in: An old lady in Florida has an old snowball in her freezer!

No seriously, this is news on CNN.com, so it must be important.

Back in 1977, snow hit sunny Lakeland and lucky for the entire WORLD Prena Thomas was there to scoop up a piece of history-in-the-making: a snowball which she has kept in her freezer through the years.

She likes to refer to the icy lump as a pet, proudly showing it to visiting friends and family. It's so amazing, it even survived a house move in 2003, reports say.

I know, you want to see the evidence of this once in a lifetime meteorological event, right? You can barely contain yourself... ehh ehh?

In news that is arguably being referred to as news, online playground for the vain and pretty, BeautifulPeople.com has expelled nearly 5,000 users for allegedly gaining weight during the holiday season. 

BeautifulPeople.com is an "elite" online dating site with a "strict ban on ugly people." To become a member you must first create a profile and upload photos to be rated by the BeautifulPeople.com community. If enough people rate you beautiful within the first 48 hours, you're in. If not, it's sayonara ugly.

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