Possibly the dumbest tech analogy ever

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scream-computer.jpgDo you have a computer that boots up slow, like a toaster? Wouldn't you prefer  one that boots up fast... also like a toaster?

The VP of Phoenix Technologies sure thinks so.

In this instant gratification culture where consumers need access to information quick, fast and in a hurry, slow boot up time is the one obstacle remaining between you and porn your favorite Web sites.

Wired magazine reported that at Intel's developer conference last month, Phoenix Technologies, one of the biggest basic input/output system (BIOS) makers announced that the latest version of its BIOS could boot in just about a second by cutting out redundant checks and creating a smarter version of the firmware.

Steve Jones, VP of Phoenix Technologies, made this comparison:

"People want PCs to be like their toaster. Push a button and it is ready."

I'm not a chef or anything, but last time I made some toast I had to wait at least  60 seconds before it was ready. Maybe I just have an old toaster.... or perhaps I need to change its settings.

Anyway, I guess a slow toaster is what the reporter was thinking when she wrote this asinine gem of an intro:

"In the time it takes your computer to boot up, you can probably make some toast or a cup of tea before the thing is ready to use. In the near future, you might only have enough time to take a sip of that tea or check your watch."

She says the old boot up time is like waiting for toast, he said the new PC is like a toaster... what in the hell are we talking about here?

I don't know whether to blame Wired or the VP of Phoenix Technologies... but someone effed up with their analogy. The rest of the article makes it seem like this is a technological advancement for PC. All I can say is if the old boot up and the new boot up are both like a toaster...I might just need a microwave.

Full Wired article here: http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/10/05/computers.bootup.speed/index.html

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